Yesterday Work Boy ran someone over.
He was peddling his bike home when a dozy cow stepped out form behind a bus with out looking. She went flying but some how managed to continue having a conversation on her mobile. "Yeah, I've just been knocked over by a bike!"
OHT scrambled around collecting her belongings from the middle of the road apologising for knocking her over. She picked her self up, grabbed her bag off him and continued across the road without so much as an apology for not looking where she was going.