I had some really good posts planned.
I carefully constructed them in my head while on the tram to work. Of course, now that I'm sat in front of the computer I can't remember a single one.
So let me update you with the mundane. I have a new job as a Sandwichhand in the trendy end of town (I had to lie my ass off to get hired). However, despite the job title I actually spend most of the day chopping fruit and washing dishes. They don't seem to actually want me at the sandwich counter.
Today was exciting. Today they let me out of the kitchen to make smoothies and use the juicer, what fun.