While walking to the pub the other night we managed to loose 3 people and ended up loitering in the bottom of a stairwell waiting for them to find us. Matt the drunk Canadian decided to ask some passing girls for the time and when he was ignored decided to make up a song about it - in French.
It went like this:
les belles filles sont ÃÂ beau pour me dire le temps
(the beautiful girls are too beautiful to tell me the time).