Westfield

I was not impressed by the new Westfield shopping centre. It was big and bland and soulless.

The only excitement came when I walked past Gary Lineker out shopping with his WAG. I also spied a girl who was on X-Factor last year. I had no idea who she was but spotted a little girl excitedly asking for an autograph. When she returned to her mum and her gran I crept up behind her and eavesdropped to find out who the 'celeb' was. It turned out it was the girl from Same Difference.