People who should be banned from London Underground during the rush hour

1. Stupid people
2. People who walk slowly
3. People who can't walk and read a sign at the same time
4. People who like to stop dead in the middle of the tunnel blocking the way for the 300 people behind them trying to get to work on time
5. People who like to stand in the middle of the platform blocking the way for the 300 people behind them trying to get to work on time
6. People who don't use deoderant on hot days
7. People who talk REALLY LOUDLY on their mobiles
8. People with luggage, especialy people with luggage SO big they can't pick it up and insted have to slowly thud it up and down the stairs one step at a time, blocking the way for the 300 people behind them trying to get to work on time.
9. People who step onto trains and then just stop while they look around for a seat thus blocking the way for the 30 other people trying to get through the doors
10. People who stand in the doorway of a packed carrage and refuse to step off onto the platform to let people off - even though as soon as those people have gotten off they will be able to get straight back on.