Experience

Apparently I need experience to be a sandwich maker. I have to have been trained in the correct method of buttering bread and putting a slice of ham in a bun. What the Fuck.

I'm never going to find a mother fucking job. Everyone wants someone with experience, but no one will give me a job so I can get some. So what the fuck am I supposed to do?

I suppose if I were slim and blond it would be easier. They would probably happily over look my lack of sandwich making/barrista/cocktail making experience and give me a job on the spot in the hopes of luring in more male punters with their bimbette staff.