Since I handed in my notice I have spent many, many hours writing a comprehensive guide to doing my job. It has a glossary of acronyms, 2 pages of hints and tips and a step by step guide to using the computer software.
Nether of them have bothered to read it.
How do I know? I know because they keep asking me stupid questions that are thoroughly covered in my guide book.
When I started this job my predecessor left me a guide which I referred to constantly for the first few weeks. This meant that I only had to disturb my colleague on the odd occasion when something wasn't covered in the
guide or not explaned properly.
Why can't these ninnys do the same ?
The inevitability of the standard of cretinitude among replacements is legendary.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, I am a replacement at the mo, after my Line Manager left. But I have made copius notes on his procedures.
You see, you should have had me as a replacement.
If only I could . . .
ReplyDeletePlease! I need poaching! I feel my job is going to disappear into a black pit of nothingness quite rapidly...
ReplyDeleteIn that case I think you should do what I did and jack it all in to go traveling. It's the only answer !
ReplyDeleteI've done that unfortunately. Maybe I should become a spy instead?
ReplyDeleteMeant to say, by the way - good luck! When do you leave?
ReplyDeleteI fly out on 6th June. But I will be keeping a blog so you can see what I've been upto.
ReplyDeleteMarvellous - how long is it for?
ReplyDeleteI don't know !
ReplyDeleteI expect to be away for at least a year, but it could be longer. . .