I'm getting sick of people going 'not long now eh!...' and 'only x more days left' and 'I bet your looking forward to your leaving do'.
No actually I'm not. I would much rather have gone somewhere else for my leaving do as I had a horrible time the last time we went to this particular restaurant and I don't see this time being any more enjoyable. In fact I would have much rather not had a leaving do and just gone to the pub on my last day.
Frank had the best leaving day ever. He went to the pub at lunch time and didn't come back!