if you like Mr Tom you'll love posh Humphrey

Over lunch we got to discussing drunken escapades. Anne told us a story about her friend Posh Humphrey.

Meek and mild Humphrey went out with his chums one night and had rather too much to drink.

He woke up at home the next morning and was rather surprised to find ten stitches in his forehead.

He was also rather shocked at a note from the local hospital which he found in his pocket.

It read: 'Patient was so violent, he had to be restrained'.

Jakers!