the princess and the pea

My new mattress finally arrived. But as i didn't have the energy to drag the old mattress outside I just slung the new one on top. My bed is now really high and super bouncy. I told mum to hide a dried pea under the mattress so that we could confirm my life long suspicion that i am in fact a real princess, but she just told me to stop being silly - well that's Evil Queens for you. Next thing you know she'll have me sleeping in the fire place and be offering me suspicious apples.

worth every penny

I forked out £60 at the hairdressers on Sunday. I came out with a sleek shiny barnet straightened to within an inch of it's life.

Stepping out of H&M on the way home I felt the first spatter of rain and legged it back inside to buy an umbrella. It was only after I had ripped the tags off and made it half way to the bus stop that I remembered that my coat has a hood...

All that's left fo my monsterous coldsore is a flaky scab on my lip.

Just thought you'd like to know.