Sunday, 23 March 2008
Friday, 21 March 2008
A most impressive sight
I have just witnessed the London Air Ambulance land in the middle of Trafalgar Square. I'd post a picture of it for you, but the batteries on my camera and camera phone were both dead. Just my luck.
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
Anticipation makes the blog more enjoyable Dave !
After the Davesters gentle prod to get blogging I thought I'd update you all on the incredibly boring events going on in my life.
1. My evening course has just come to an end. The teacher was a bitch who gave me a shitty mark on my assignment, because she's a Bitch. My work was great and she was jealous because I'm better than her and 'cos she a Bitch.
2. My next evening course is due to start imminently. I hope that this teacher isn't a bitch who gives me bad marks because she is intimidated by my genius. I mean so what if that first Bitch was a journalist with 30 years experience - does she have a blog with 3 regular readers, does she? no she bloody doesn't. The Bitch.
3. I Realised I had 15 days of holiday which I have to use before April so took this week and next week off.
4. Re jiggled my finances, then overspent and buggered it all up again.
5. Agreed to go away with Mother Earth for 3 days. I'm looking forward to lots of cheap beer.
6. During one of my regular marathon explorations of the back streets of the west end in search of quirky stuff and short cuts I got caught short and popped into Claridges for the loo. The hand lotion was top quality.
7. Went to the British Library, because i hadn't ever been there before. I thought it would be bigger.
8. Walked all the way to the local Tescos superstore twice in one day. The first time to buy some Tahini - they didn't have any. The second time to post a package at the Post Office.
9. Have spent the last 3 days eating very badly.
10. Found a copy of Clue on sale in HMV and purchased it Immediately. "I am, your singing telegram!" Love it !!!!!
1. My evening course has just come to an end. The teacher was a bitch who gave me a shitty mark on my assignment, because she's a Bitch. My work was great and she was jealous because I'm better than her and 'cos she a Bitch.
2. My next evening course is due to start imminently. I hope that this teacher isn't a bitch who gives me bad marks because she is intimidated by my genius. I mean so what if that first Bitch was a journalist with 30 years experience - does she have a blog with 3 regular readers, does she? no she bloody doesn't. The Bitch.
3. I Realised I had 15 days of holiday which I have to use before April so took this week and next week off.
4. Re jiggled my finances, then overspent and buggered it all up again.
5. Agreed to go away with Mother Earth for 3 days. I'm looking forward to lots of cheap beer.
6. During one of my regular marathon explorations of the back streets of the west end in search of quirky stuff and short cuts I got caught short and popped into Claridges for the loo. The hand lotion was top quality.
7. Went to the British Library, because i hadn't ever been there before. I thought it would be bigger.
8. Walked all the way to the local Tescos superstore twice in one day. The first time to buy some Tahini - they didn't have any. The second time to post a package at the Post Office.
9. Have spent the last 3 days eating very badly.
10. Found a copy of Clue on sale in HMV and purchased it Immediately. "I am, your singing telegram!" Love it !!!!!
Thursday, 6 March 2008
happy happy joy joy
Today is a wonderful day.
Today I am truly happy - for a quite shallow reason.
Today I went to the dentist to have my crown fitted and my teeth polished.
Today I casualy mentioned the awful yellow stains that have blighted my front teeth since my braces were removed as a teenager. satins which my previous dentist told me were decay due to decalcification of the tooth enamel under the dental cement 'It happens some times' she said.
I thought that perhaps in the 15 or so years since then by some small miracle there may have been some dental invention to restore my pearly whites to - pearly white. There hadn't. the only option she could offer was crowns or drilling out the decay and filling it. I said no to both.
So my dentist said she would have a go with the polisher and see if that made any difference.
It did. Because it wasn't decay at all. It was the dental cement that held the braces on. That first stupid bitch of a dentist hadn't taken it off properly.
If I wasn't so happy at having nice teeth again (and of a more litigous nature), I'd call Injury lawyers for you and sue her BMW driving arse for emotional trauma!
Today I am truly happy - for a quite shallow reason.
Today I went to the dentist to have my crown fitted and my teeth polished.
Today I casualy mentioned the awful yellow stains that have blighted my front teeth since my braces were removed as a teenager. satins which my previous dentist told me were decay due to decalcification of the tooth enamel under the dental cement 'It happens some times' she said.
I thought that perhaps in the 15 or so years since then by some small miracle there may have been some dental invention to restore my pearly whites to - pearly white. There hadn't. the only option she could offer was crowns or drilling out the decay and filling it. I said no to both.
So my dentist said she would have a go with the polisher and see if that made any difference.
It did. Because it wasn't decay at all. It was the dental cement that held the braces on. That first stupid bitch of a dentist hadn't taken it off properly.
If I wasn't so happy at having nice teeth again (and of a more litigous nature), I'd call Injury lawyers for you and sue her BMW driving arse for emotional trauma!
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
New perverts, same old perversions
While checking my search referals over the past few months I have noticed some interesting changes.
People seem to have stopped ending up at my blog due to searches for Fern Cotton Porn and Pictures of Nigel Harman.
Nigel Harman is no longer in Eastenders and has largely dropped off our tv screens and thus the collective conciousness of the female population of the UK - so no surprise there.
But Fern Cotton is far more popular now than she was when I mentioned her in my original post. Recently she's been on so many tv programs that it's surprising when you turn on the telly and find she isn't hosting which ever crap reality tv show happens to be on. Even more of a shock is not finding Fern gracing the style pages of what ever trashy magazine you happen to be flicking through.
Perhaps this oversaturation of Fern Cotton in the media has caused the select few who trawled the internet in search of explicit Fern photography to give up interest or maybe some clever-cloggs has photoshopped Ferns head onto a couple of page 3 'models' therefore negating the need of the Fern Cotton enthusiast to trawl the search results pages as far down as my blog is listed? Either way they're not coming to my blog any more.
The people who are coming to my blog however are still mostly just interested in naked pitures of women. Witness the following search results:
1. German bondage lesbians
2. Big tit Ethiopian girls
3. Full moon party naked girl
4. Girls in suspenders
I also got a guy looking for advice:
1. how do you get a girl to shag you
I doubt I was any help.
People seem to have stopped ending up at my blog due to searches for Fern Cotton Porn and Pictures of Nigel Harman.
Nigel Harman is no longer in Eastenders and has largely dropped off our tv screens and thus the collective conciousness of the female population of the UK - so no surprise there.
But Fern Cotton is far more popular now than she was when I mentioned her in my original post. Recently she's been on so many tv programs that it's surprising when you turn on the telly and find she isn't hosting which ever crap reality tv show happens to be on. Even more of a shock is not finding Fern gracing the style pages of what ever trashy magazine you happen to be flicking through.
Perhaps this oversaturation of Fern Cotton in the media has caused the select few who trawled the internet in search of explicit Fern photography to give up interest or maybe some clever-cloggs has photoshopped Ferns head onto a couple of page 3 'models' therefore negating the need of the Fern Cotton enthusiast to trawl the search results pages as far down as my blog is listed? Either way they're not coming to my blog any more.
The people who are coming to my blog however are still mostly just interested in naked pitures of women. Witness the following search results:
1. German bondage lesbians
2. Big tit Ethiopian girls
3. Full moon party naked girl
4. Girls in suspenders
I also got a guy looking for advice:
1. how do you get a girl to shag you
I doubt I was any help.
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